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I love Tinder! Tinder allows me to cram years of rejection into minutes! Paul Green
I once sent flowers to a girl at her office. What made it extra romantic, she never even told me where she worked. Paul Green Comedy
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I don't know how I'm single... I mean look at me. Paul Green Comedy
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Why has Disney never had a bald prince? It's very hurtful. I mean I could easily kiss a woman who is sleeping.
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I was fired as a waiter because someone complained they thought I was a serial killer... All I said was,
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I went to meet my buddy and his two kids at the children's museum, and they wouldn't let me in. All I said was,
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People say I come across creepy. To put them at ease, I smile....
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I was told I have resting murdered face. Yeah, I don't see it either...
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I don't know why people compare me to Mr.Clean. Mr.Clean has an immaculate kitchen... Paul Green Comedy
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